desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner



tokomon:

zac efron did blackface….

tokomon:

zac efron did blackface….



starrisonsubmarine:

The definition of Irony. 


yonggukiemanoora:

Okay everyone needs to hear this.

It is safe to assume that nearly every piece of fucking information that is seen on the news regarding the rescue mission that is taking place is fake.

When it was reported that people where pumping oxygen into the ferry, they were in…


jjinttagateun:

melodiesintheair:

desertislanddream:

beckie0:

This headline and article had me fuming. They focus the readers attention on appearance again - rather than the good the person (in this case, Anne) is doing. I think it’s disgusting how newspapers pick us up on little details such as our makeup - rather that just report good deeds. Does anyone remember seeing the articles about the actress who saved people from drowning, yet all they focused on was her nipples that slipped out as she pulled them from the water?

Stop focusing on appearance and forming your articles in such a fashion to gain attention, it belittles the good that others do.

We really need to mention her lack of make-up? Really? She flew to Tennessee to spend the day with patient’s in a children’s hospital. Let’s focus on that.

Bradley Cooper- Sans Makeup- Visited a Children’s Hospital Today

yeah, right.

But this is the Daily Mail…also known as the DailyFail. No one takes this shit seriously


koschei-the-ginger:

ladystockinganarchy:

christowitch:

mazerin:

There’s the “I believe in Jesus” Christian and then there’s the “Dinosaurs never existed and Pokemon is evil” Christians.

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as an “i believe in jesus” christian i can confirm this

as a daughter of a “pokemons are evil” christian I can confirm this


twizzlerheathen:

tolzmannia:

clitorisky:

sarcasm-a-blog:

avengersonna:

hellobejules:

avengersonna:

avengersonna:

Just imagine the American version of doctor who

But dude

but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.

Porta potty

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Found it

Doctor Loo in the Turdis.

This is America what is a loo

Try inferring from the context clues given to you.


thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went


bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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diomedeia:

studies show that the solution to literally every single case of “i swear ive seen that actor before but i absolutely cannot think of where” is that they were on an episode of law & order 5 years ago



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